Zedekiah’s Pork Pies

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I WAS EXPLAINING TO MY DAD why I no longer believed Jehovah’s Witnesses were “the truth”. “If you handed me two coins of the same size,” I said, “both painted black, and told me one was silver and one was

JW Convention

Another Dream, Another Convention

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I AM AT A LARGE CONVENTION OF JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES. Even though I’m disfellowshipped I’m serving as an attendant. I try to pass through a door with another “brother”. We are singing The Prayer by Andrea Bocelli but we have changed

Apt. 6

Apartment 6

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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CALLED LLOYD PATTERSON. She tells me she wants to confess to the Jehovah’s Witness elders that we have committed sexual immorality. I’m already disfellowshipped but the congregation still speaks to me. My dad and mum find

Treasure map

The Treasure Hunt

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I AM AN ELDER IN MATLOCK CONGREGATION. My dad has moved into the congregation and we are serving as elders together. We are at my house. We are going through the baptism questions together with someone. My dad is taking

The Fire

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I AM AT AN ADVENTURE ATTRACTION. I find myself on the top floor of a high industrial building. I am given a small orange pouch containing survival items and told to get on a makeshift elevator. The “elevator” consists of

Flying mouse

The Flying Mouse

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I AM FLYING AROUND TOWN being pulled through the air by a white mouse. I land next to my sister. She has my mum’s Dymo label maker. She has been printing hundreds of labels and sticking them to people’s cars

Batman

The Bat Plumber

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I AM AT MY PARENT’S HOUSE. Their cooker is leaking gas. My mum doesn’t know where the gas shut-off valve is and my dad isn’t around. I look everywhere but can’t find the valve, so I call a plumber. He

House

Kathy’s House

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I AM ON FIELD MINISTRY WITH TWO OTHER PIONEERS. We call on an old lady’s house. She lets us in and we make her a cup of tea. I fit some rails around the house for her to hang her

Microphones

The Microphones

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I AM IN THE OLD KINGDOM HALL AT RETFORD. It’s the circuit overseer’s visit. I turn up early at the Kingdom Hall to fulfil my assignments. It is my job to get the platform ready. I meet the new circuit

The Ex

The Ex

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I AM AT A CONVENTION. I see James, the paramedic I used to work with in the first aid department. He is sitting next to my friend, Chris. I go and sit with them. I say “Hi” to James and

Green armchair

The Green Armchair

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I AM WORKING AT GAMSTON AIRPORT. An aircraft crashes into the taxiway. I rush to help. The pilot is dying. I call 999. An ambulance arrives but the paramedics refuse to assist the dying man. They say he is an

Zoo

The Garden Zoo

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I AM IN THE GARDEN WITH MY SON. There are several wooden sheds in the garden and there are lots of items strewn around the garden including piles of old deckchairs and an antique mahogany desk. My son has been