Dream Journal

I AM IN A PUB. The congregation is there. We are having a congregation get-together but I’m disfellowshipped now so no one is talking to me. The pub is serving mashed potatoes and mushy peas. My (now estranged) childhood friend,

I AM AT THE KINGDOM HALL. I’m in charge of the sound system. The meeting starts and I play a song I’ve written myself. The audience don’t like it and no one sings. I’m upset but then I realise they

I AM IN THE FRONT GARDEN of my childhood home on Slade Green Road. My friend Matthew is sweeping leaves up. I go outside and help him. There is a wooden shed in the garden. I go inside and see

I AM IN THE BACK GARDEN of the house I grew up in—number 259 Slade Green Road, Erith. I levitate over the back wall and see lots of colourful wild flowers in my neighbour’s garden. I land in their garden

I AM AT HOME WITH MY PARENTS. I am in a room with bare electric wires running across the floor. I feel a buzzing sensation. Then I am electrocuted. I am at school, but I am in my 50s. I

I AM IN THE BACK ROOM AT THE KINGDOM HALL. I have taken my Bible apart, removed a load of pages so it is thinner, and trimmed the spine down to size. Now I am reassembling it with white PVA

I AM AT A CONVENTION OF JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES. There is a girl who wants to be my girlfriend but I turn her down for another. The convention starts and I ask my new girlfriend to sit with me high up

I AM A PASSENGER in my dad’s newly restored Mini Cooper. It’s been vinyl wrapped in red and white and has a really strange steering mechanism, like a kind of steampunk joystick instead of a steering wheel. My dad says

I AM AT A WEDDING RECEPTION BEING HELD IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE. I wander off into the Queen’s private wing and start nosing around. I’m walking down a corridor and come face-to-face with the Queen. I make excuses. “I got lost,”

I AM WORKING IN MY OFFICE AT GAMSTON AIRPORT. A woman approaches me. She is collecting biscuits for an upcoming office party. I tell her I have a big stash of biscuits in my desk drawer but when I go

I AM WITH MY DAD, MUM, AND KIDS. We are having a quiz night at my dad and mum’s house. I am the Quiz Master. The kids have a games console that connects to the TV and which has a

I AM AT SCHOOL TAKING AN EXAM. I am so tired that I fall asleep in the test. I wake up just as the exam finishes. I am disoriented. How long have I been asleep? Hours or days? I am